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(More customer reviews)Let me save you the [...] and time it'll take to read this book and do NOT buy it. Here's a summary:
"Hi, my name is Heather, and I went to USC, and I was in a sorority, and I talked about it for the first 6 chapters of the book. I'm only willing to dry hump rich, successful, rich, handsome, rich, tall, rich men. If you're none of these, you're insignificant and worthless. I think I'm cute and beautiful and sexy beyond belief, and never miss an opportunity to talk about how wonderful I am. I'm also better than you. All I care about is getting married and having babies, and when I meet any man who meets my unrealistic and shallow requirements, I have crazy psycho-like fantasies in my mind of our life together. When I finally do manage to sink my teeth into someone and have my babies, I talk about how perfect and awesome my life is for the remainder of the book." If you think this book is going to be half as good as Chelsea Handler's, it's not. Not even close. Don't bother reading this diary unless you feel like wasting your time & money and rolling your eyes. To be perfectly honest, it's not that funny, either.
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